MF Hound of the Baskervilles, here. This dog would literally scare the black off me, have me cryin lookin like Robin Thicke. This dog has two middle names and a hyphenated last with a “Sir” and an “Esqiure” sandwiching it. You gotta address this dog as “Mister” ____. This dog has a birth record and a SSN. Ol’ Kingpin ass dog. You better be up to hand him that NY Times before he wakes up. Akamaru ass dog. Prolly carry a pocket knife and driver’s license. Wish a nigga would tell him to fetch. This dog eats at the head of the table. This dog has a zip code. This dog can swim to Bikini Bottom. This dog can FIND Bikini Bottom. Probably smell the temperature of the grass and see the visible color spectrum AND infrared.